🚨💔💸 BREAKING NEWS: France is burning, and it’s NOT because of baguettes! Worldline, the payments group that sounds like a fancy European train service, just lost over 20% of its stock faster than you can say “squid game” right after a Netflix binge! 🚂💨🔥 So, what’s the tea? 🍵 The European Investigative Collaboration (EIC) just dropped the bombshell that Worldline may have been *what’s that word?* Oh yeah—COVERING UP CUSTOMER FRAUD! 🤯💀 Like, broooo, that’s like me hiding the pizza crust 🍕 in the fridge pretending it’s not there! 🤡 #Cringe 💬 “I thought we were just bad with customers like using their names wrong, not literally selling them out,” one disgruntled dev was overheard mumbling while frantically Googling “how to start a new fintech company.” 😂💻 #EpicFail As the stock crashes harder than a drummer with no rhythm, we see €300 million ($350 million) poof into the void like our motivation on Monday mornings! ✨💰 #Stonks NO CAP, my friends. But here’s the wild take: in 2024, they’ll rename themselves “Worldfail” and launch a line of payment processing WINE 🍷 to “ease the pain.” Just a friendly suggestion, and don't @ me! 🚀👀 #MemeChaos