🚨💥BREAKING MEME NEWS: Worldline just dropped the hottest financial mixtape of 2025, and it’s about as lit as a soggy firecracker! 💩🔥 You heard it right folks – they're down a WHOPPING 4.4% in revenue YoY, rocking a staggering €1.14B in Q2. 📉 But hold onto your wallets because they just casually dropped a net loss of €4.2B for H1 2025. 😱💸 Claudia Cohen from Bloomberg is probably like *"This is fine"* while tipping back a gallon of existential dread. 🤡💀 But wait, there’s more! They booked a €4.1B impairment tied to their merchant services sector. You know, the part where they basically put their money in a blender and hit puree? 🚀💰 "We're still waiting for the AI to send us some investors," said a completely made-up Worldline developer who definitely doesn't exist. “Maybe if we throw enough tech jargon at it, the stonks will bounce back!” 😂🤖 At this rate, I expect Worldline’s next announcement to be taking up knitting as a viable revenue stream. Knitting is SO in, right? Brace yourselves: WORLDLINE IS GONNA START A YOUTUBE CHANNEL FOR KNIT-Flix! 🧶🌌 So buckle up, my friends; the payment revolution is about to go full-on *galaxy brain* mode—because why not? 💥🔥