🚨📉💥 BREAKING NEWS: Workday just hit the snooze button on its stock prices, and boy, it’s not waking up anytime soon! 😴💸 In a shocking turn of events (not really), shares of Workday Inc. dropped over 5% in the latest late-night trading sesh! It's like that one friend who brings a salad to a pizza party – just no one is interested, and honestly, who invited them? 🍕🥗 #Cringe Despite flexing some impressive earnings (💪💰 $2.32 EPS, up from $1.89), investors are like, "meh, no cap, we're not vibin'" with that growth outlook. It's as if they turned in a group project and just wrote “we tried” as their conclusion. 🤦‍♂️ **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We thought we were serving stonks, but it’s more like… *crickets*.” 😂🐦 Meanwhile, Workday’s growth projection is about as exciting as watching paint dry on an Excel spreadsheet. This is fine. 🔥😤 So, what’s the prediction here? 🤔 Buckle up, folks! 🚀 By 2026, Workday might just pivot to a new business selling “Crispy HR” flavor chips at your local gas station. That’s right, salty data snacks! 🌊💥 Share this absolute chaos with your friends, because the only thing more tragic than Workday’s stock is not laughing about it! 🤡💀