💥🤡 *BREAKING: WordPress.com - The Heavyweight Champion of Site Building...If You Can Survive the Grind* 💀💸 Wanna build a website that actually works? 💻💪 Buckle up ‘cause WordPress.com is like running a marathon while carrying a backpack full of bricks 🏋️‍♂️💥! It’s powerful, strong, and the plugins? Oh honey, those are like power-ups in Mario Kart 🚀🍄... but surprise! They cost extra 💰—because why give you a full tank when you can sip on gas station coffee for life? ☕💔 Leaked convo from a WordPress dev last night: “Bro, I promise it’s good! Just pay us like $30 for each plugin, and your website will be as legit as my mom’s lasagna.” 🍝💀 And let’s talk about usability—good luck navigating that interface without feeling like you’re in a 90s horror movie 😱🚪! "This is fine" 🐶🔥 has never felt more real. Drake’s face when he sees the price tags: 👎💸. WordPress is so extra, it's basically the *Gordon Ramsay* of website builders...tough love edition! 🚨🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, WordPress will introduce a “Plugin Subscription Box” where you get 3 random plugins each month. *Will one be a total scam? Yes.* *Will you have to pay extra if you want the “good ones”? Absolutely.* 🥴💸 Share this chaos, my friends! 🤖❤️