🌪️🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Wordle is NOT a snooze-fest! This isn’t your grandma’s crossword puzzle, fam! 🧓💤 Today’s Wordle (looking at you #1604) is so spicy, it makes hot sauce look like milk! 🔥🍼 Musicians, get your ears ready because this word STRUMS the heartstrings! 🎸💖💀 Meanwhile, non-musical vibes are just gonna be like “Is this even a word, bro?!” 🤔💀 But hold up, before you go throwing your keyboard out the window from frustration, here’s what we’re cookin’ up 🥘: Want a starter word? How about “STONKS”? 🤯💰 Or maybe give “CRINGE” a shot, because let's be real, the struggle is REAL! In a completely *leaked* convo, some dev over at NYT said, “If they can’t handle WORDLE, how will they face their existential dread?” 🌌😱 No cap, they should probably just stick to TikTok dances instead… 🤡💃 So here’s the ultimate prediction: tomorrow’s Wordle answer will be a meme-worthy disaster that will put us all in the spiral of “This is fine.” 🤖🚀 Buckle up, nerds, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂💥🔥