🚨GGNN News Alert: Wordle’s latest edition is here and it’s got more twists than a pretzel thrown into an industrial fan! 🤡🔥 Today’s Wordle is #1512, and let me tell you, this one is like finding out your fridge light goes off when you close the door: “This is fine.” 🤷‍♂️💀 It’s medium difficulty, which means it’s not gonna make you cry like that time you tried to solve a Rubik’s Cube while roller-skating. 👀💬 Developer 1: “Why did we make it medium?” Developer 2: “More $$$, bro! Who doesn’t wanna keep guessing like stonk market investors?” So, if you entered a couple letters and felt the existential dread creeping in, join the club! 🚪✨ But fear not, I’m here with the exclusive stonks-worthy hints to help you flex on your clueless friends! 💪💰 And if you’re still out here stuck on “HUMPY,” you need to upgrade your starter words. Like, no cap, if “DAFT” wasn't your go-to, are you even living? 🤖💬 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, Wordle will be running AI-managed side hustles where they'll charge you $5/month for premium hints that’ll probably just say "try guessing!" 💸💀 The chaos continues, friends! Share this and let the Wordle insanity commence! 🚀🔥