🌟💥 CALLING ALL WORDLE WARRIORS! 🔥💣 The puzzle gods are FURIOUS because today’s Wordle #1487 is about to throw you into a linguistic abyss! 😱💀 First off, the starting letter? It’s like that awkward cousin at family reunions—you know, the one that just vibes in silence while you play “Guess Who?” 😬🤦‍♂️ Saying it's not a popular starter is like telling me high-kick shoes aren’t stylish - no cap! 🩰💔 🚨LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “We just wanted to make the game challenging… so we picked a word that even spellcheck would flinch at.” 😅👀 But don't worry fam, we got HINTS for ya! 🙌💡 Just remember, if you throw your phone across the room out of frustration, it’s not my fault! 😜📱💨 And let’s be real, if you can't solve this, you might as well start playing “Excuse Me, What’s Your WiFi Password?” 🤑💻 While you’re at it, check out those NYT Mini Crosswords because they’re way more forgiving and can help you cope with your seething Wordle rage. 🤯💔 FINAL PREDICTION: By the end of the day, half the internet will either be vibing with success or contemplating life choices with a "This is fine" dog meme on repeat. 🤡🔥 #WordleDrama #SendHelp