🚀💰🔥BREAKING NEWS: Ladies, the VC world is turning into a semi-decent place to be! 🎉👩‍💼 This just in—All Raise dropped a report (more like a miracle, amirite?) showing that 18.6% of top VC roles are now occupied by women!!! That's like doubling your crypto investment overnight, only without the existential dread! 💀🚀 2018 called—it's shaking in its boots because those women are out there breaking glass ceilings and shattering stereotypes like they’re made of pixelated ice! ❄️🤡 No cap, if this ain't #GirlPower, I don't know what is! 🤩✨ But hold up! 😱 This means we've still got a long way to go before achieving full equity! Can we get those percentages to "stonks" levels? 📈🥳 Imagine a conference where 100% of the room isn't just a bunch of dudes rocking blazers and bad haircuts. 🤷‍♂️💈 🗣️ "Do women really belong in VC? Uhhh, bro, have you seen how much they can balance a fund AND a family? That's some galaxy brain stuff." — Some clueless bro somewhere probably 🔥 Hot Take: In 5 years, women will not only run VC; they'll invent a new funding model based entirely on TikTok dances. (Get ready for $DanceCoin, boiz!) 💃💰💀