🚨📱🔥 APPLE JUST DROPPED THE MOST BASIC GROUP OF GADGETS SINCE YOUR DAD’S FLAT-BILL HAT! 🍂☕️ Welcome to the iPhone cult meeting, where we discuss the **iPhone Air**, iPhone 17 Pro, and AirPods Pro 3! Grab your pumpkin spice, it's about to get spicy! 💅💔 📏 First up, we have the **iPhone Air** - the new slim sibling that's basically the “Go Skinny or Go Home” version of your daily driver. It’s so thin, it might just snap under the weight of its own expectations. 💀 Seriously, if it were any skinnier, it’d be a ghost. 👻 All the rumors were out here saying it’d be port-less—like a minimalist who forgot where they parked their personality. 😂 But nah, the real flex is that it's made from SPACE-AGE titanium. (Say what? Did Jeff Bezos come to work for Apple?) 🚀💰 I mean, the iPhone 17 Pro is basically what happens when you let a toddler design a phone—looks cool but is probably just drawing on the wall. 🎨💩 And the AirPods Pro 3?🤖 More like AirPods Pro 2.5, am I right? They’re just a fancy excuse for Apple to tell you they added a tiny speaker and called it “innovation.” "Look, we raised the price!" - some developer probably! 😂📈 🔥 Prediction Time: In five years, we’ll be yelling “bring back the headphone jack” over holographic projections of our rotting selves! 🤯💀 Who’s ready for the iPhone 20 Pro Max Air Ultra with built-in coffee maker?! 😵‍💫🌌