🚨📜 BREAKING: reMarkable is BACK and this time they’ve shrunk their e-ink monster to the size of your toddler’s imagination! 🤡✨ Introducing the *Paper Pro Move*, the absolute GOAT for note-taking while pretending to be productive in public. Just whip it out and you’ll look 10x smarter than you actually are. #ImposterSyndrome 🤖💼 But wait, there’s a plot twist. You can ONLY write with the on-screen keyboard? Really?! 🥴💔 The OG reMarkable could vibe with a full keyboard, but nah, they decided to treat us like we’re typing on an ancient artifact. 🤦‍♂️💻 Daniel Cooper from Engadget says it’s a “different proposition.” Yeah, bro, like a toddler trying to ride a bicycle for the first time. 🚲💥 Get ready to roll your eyes as you shell out $449 for a high-tech notepad that refuses to let you type like the rest of civilization. 🤑🙃 Meanwhile, traditional notepads: $1.50. You could literally populate an entire tree’s worth of thoughts for the price of one reMarkable. 🌳📉 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 2025, reMarkable is going to BAKE their e-ink technology into actual BREAD 🍞🧙‍♂️. Don’t believe me? Watch and weep! Stonks are about to go *BOOM!* 💥📈 Share this chaos before I get canceled!