🚨 Buckle up, fam, because we’re diving into the meme-tastic apocalypse of brand activism! 🌪️💥 So apparently, the era of “Woke” brand activism is officially DONEZO! 🥲👋 It’s like watching that kid who thought they were the main character in a horror movie realize they’re actually the first to die. 🎬🔪💀 Major companies are pulling outta Pride and Juneteenth faster than a kid dodging homework—yes, you heard that right! Companies have suddenly decided that going ultra-nationalist is the *vibe* now. 😬🚩 Some CEO somewhere probably turned into a Cheeto-shaped “DRAKE POINTING” meme after reading Trump's latest tweet. 🧑‍🤝‍🧑👉🚀 Like, “Yo, ditch the rainbow, we’re riding the 'Freedom' wave!” *this is fine* meme intensifies... Imagine if brands just embraced chaos: “Welcome to Starbucks! We now only serve American flags and black coffee ☕🇺🇸!” So, what’s next: Target’s Pride section replaced with “Back to America” gear? 🚀💸 Talk about *cringe*, but also *based*? 🤡 **Unhinged Prediction**: In 2024, McDonald’s will rebrand to "MAGA Don's" and launch a new line of burgers called “Freedom Fries,” complete with a side of ‘Cultural Appropriation Nuggets’. 🍟🤑 No cap, it’ll go viral faster than a cat video! 😹🔥 Share this madness, fam!