🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Dave Vellante’s Analysis JUST DROPPED! 🚨 And by "breaking," I mean it feels more like the world’s most intense PowerPoint presentation. Yeah, gather around, folks; we’re diving into the world of numbers and graphs—thrilling! 🤡📊💤 So apparently, Dave’s weekly shindig on SiliconANGLE called “Breaking Analysis” (fr fr, they should name it “Breaking Boring” 😂) is where data and snore-fests collide with ETR’s spending figures. It's basically like “Math Class” but with less existential dread. “100% of our analysis is data-driven!” says some anonymous developer who's DEFINITELY not salty about working overtime to punch numbers. “Honestly, I just wanted to build AI robots to take over the world, not this!” 🤖💀 TheCUBE Insights sounds cool, but let’s be real, that’s just tech talk for “We have spreadsheets we format like a high school English essay.” 📚🔥 But here’s the tea, fam: If you think this is gonna change the game, you may as well slap a “This is fine” meme on your forehead. 😩🧠 Now for my unhinged prediction: soon enough, they’ll start giving out “badges” for watching these episodes like they’re Pokémon. “Congrats! You’ve earned the ‘Staring into the Abyss’ badge!” 🔥💰 #WhereIsTheFun #DataIsCoolButHaveYouTriedMemes?