Yo fam, gather 'round, 'cause it’s time for an absolutely drippy tech saga involving *drumroll please* 🥁 Google and Wiz! 💸💻 You heard that right—Big G is pulling out the BIG bucks, dropping a casual **$32 BILLION** to snag Wiz like it’s a new pair of Yeezys! 👟💰 So, Wiz CEO Assaf Rappaport 🚀 just spilled the tea, saying the DOJ gave the green light faster than your uncle at a buffet. 🍽️ Can we get a "stonks" meme in the comments? 📈 And oh boy, the FTC clocked out on this on October 24th. Like, that’s *so* spooky 🥳👻, we might just need to call Ghostbusters. Meanwhile, I can picture Google’s lawyers in a meeting room with the vibe of “this is fine” 🔥😅 as they blast the “Cha-ching!” sound every time that $32B hits the books. 💵 Leaked Dev Quote: "We just want to be besties with Wiz. Can they help us fix our search results? Pls, we just need to be less cringe." 🤖💔 Hot take: With this acquisition, Google is literally assembling the Avengers of cyberspace, and soon they'll have more power than Thanos with all the Infinity Stones! Brace yourselves, we're headed for a *digital apocalypse*! 💀💥