🎮💔 *Plot twist: the new Zelda game isn’t actually a Zelda game!* 💔🎮 Welcome to the **Age of Imprisonment**, folks! Where the only thing imprisoned is your will to live after realizing Hyrule Warriors is like trying to play chess with a pigeon—no matter how good you are, the pigeon is just gonna knock over the pieces, poop on the board, and strut around like it’s hot. 💩 🤡 🔥 Here’s the tea: this new “Zelda” feels more like a DLC for a TikTok dance challenge than an epic saga. The graphics are so good they should come with a “ *No Cap* – this is fine” sticker, but come on, fam! Zelda deserves better than a glorified button-masher! 🚀💰 LEAKED DEV QUOTE from a *totally real* Nintendo dev: “We just wanted to give Link a new job at Hyrule’s version of ‘Warzone,’ but the real gag is that he can’t even win against the Moblin!” 😂✌️ Drake’s pointing meme is coming out full force on this one—Zelda fans to Nintendo: “Give us another TRUE Zelda game, fr fr!” 💥 So here’s my spicy hot take: *The next-gen Switch will actually be returned to the Stone Age as players demand a return to Ocarina of Time!* 🪨💀 Share this if you’re ready to spill the Hyrule tea! ☕👀 #Zelda #PainAndGain #NintendoDoBetter