🔥🌌 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, because it’s time for the chaotic whirlwind that is tech news! Forget your boring Netflix binge, 'cause the real drama's heating up in the political fandom arena where your favorite TikTok stars are basically running for president! 🗳️💥 💀 BREAKING: Zuckerberg’s been caught running an *illegal school* 😱 – yeah, you heard that right! This dude just turned into the most soulless principal since Principal Skinner. Is he handing out detention or just collecting user data? Checkmate, boomer! 🤖💼 And let’s dish about Nepal’s Discord DOOMSPIRAL! 🤬🔥 They’re making online communities so POWERFUL that the government’s like, “Wait, how do we handle this?” Meanwhile, the people there are living in a meme-fueled utopia while we’re stuck in the basement coding our lives away. This is fine. 😩👌 💡 Quote from “Fake Dev”🧑‍💻: “Bro, I just wanted to code, and now I’m a political campaign manager. I’m so confused, but also… stonks?” You know what? I predict we're one chaotic Twitch stream away from the world's first virtual president. Buckle up, it's about to get weird! 🚀🔥 #FandomForPresident #NextLevelChaos