🔥💀 **Breaking News: Unified Application Intelligence is Here to Steal Your Job, Party, and Dog! 🐶💼** So gather ‘round tech fam, because this *snooze-fest* just turned into a wild ride! 🎢 Enterprises are ditching the old-school vibe and hopping on the **Unified Application Intelligence** train 🚂💨, because why juggle virtual machines, containers, and serverless functions like a circus clown 🤡 when you can *literally* unite them all in one chaotic system? Anyone else hear “thug life” music playing in the background? 🎶💰 As hybrid workloads become the *norm* (thanks, pandemic?) 🤷‍♂️, organizations are scrambling like it's Black Friday on a stonks 🚀 sale, trying to keep things simple while their servers are doing the cha-cha. Meanwhile, Sudeep says, "Our new tool does everything but make your coffee… but we might be working on that." ☕💻 Enterprises are basically saying, “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 Stay woke because if you're still running your workloads separately... 🤦‍♂️ *cringe*. But it's ALL good—for now. ⚡💥 Unhinged prediction incoming: In 2025, your fridge will have better application intelligence than your boss. "Hey Siri, can I have a raise?" *Dream bigger, fam!* 🚀🤖💸