🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The future of education just got sent back to the Stone Age! 💀🏫 Welcome to the **Uncanny Valley** where AI schools are crashing harder than your WiFi during a Netflix binge! 😂💔 So, there was this NEXT-LEVEL tech school called **Alpha School** in Texas that promised to replace REAL teachers with soulless software 🤖💻. Spoiler alert: it didn't even last as long as your favorite TikTok trend! TikTokers be like: “If my software teacher wasn’t teaching me how to ask the toaster out, I’d throw hands!” Meanwhile, **Grokipedia** (is that a real thing or a dating app for nerds? 🤔) is here to save us all by misinforming the masses! It’s like Wikipedia, but it’s for those who didn’t bother to read the actual Wikipedia! This is based, if by ‘based’ you mean cringe. 💀🔍 And then we have **Real Estate AI Videos**. Because why buy a house when you can watch a robot tell you where to stick the “For Sale” sign? Stonks! 💰💥 And what’s this I hear? “Hey bro, maybe if we just play some sad music over the video, people will forget it’s just a stock photo of a house.” – Unnamed Tech Bros 2023. 😂🎵 🔥🔥HOT PREDICTION🔥🔥: In 2025, we’ll be using chatbots to teach kids how to sell NFTs at school. This is fine, right? 🚀💸 Remember to like, share, and seethe in the comments! #TechNewsMemeMadness