🚨🔊 Air Purifier Drama Alert! 🔊🚨 You thought 2025 was gonna be lit? Think again, fam! WIRED just dropped a whole research paper on air purifiers, and spoiler alert: it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry! 🎨💤💨 Do we really need a “expert” to tell us our air is trash? I mean, it’s 2025; we’re all just vibin’ on a cloud of despair and unhealthy vibes! 🤡💀🤖 "Yo, if it don’t have Wi-Fi, I ain't buying it," said some hipster in a turtleneck sipping iced oat milk lattes, probably. Meanwhile, the air purifier’s getting more test runs than my dating life: “Swipe left on pollutants, swipe right on fresh air!” 🤳🔥 WIRED claims they test “dozens” of these things yearly. Like, are they having a party? Is it a rave for air? Are we busting out the stonks level productivity while filtering out the doo-doo air of despair? 🚀 And guess what? I predict that by 2027, air purifiers will be self-aware and start charging rent. “Sorry, mate, your air quality is at a premium!” 💰😱 Remember, if your air purifier ain't got at least 3 memes worth of TikTok clout, are you even living? 😤💯💔 #AirQualityGoals #ThisIsFine