🚨 WAKE UP, SLEEPY HEADS! 🚨 This week on Uncanny Valley, things are hotter than a laptop on a Zoom call! 🥵🔥 We’re diving into the wild world of OPENAI’s new teen safety features. That's right, folks, Ghostwriter is getting a glow-up to keep your kiddos from sending cringe memes to the middle school group chat! 💀👾 Meanwhile, the right is spinning faster than a gamer trying to escape the Demogorgon. 🤡 They’re throwing shade like it's a meme contest at the county fair, all while seething at any Charlie Kirk criticism. This isn’t just cancel culture; it's like if Thanos snapped his fingers and half the comments section disappeared! 🤭💅 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Bro, we added teen safety features because we couldn't handle all the 'oops, I sent that to my crush' moments. We talkin’ #EmergencyCARES!" 💬 You know it’s bad when even the devs are like "this is fine" ☕🔥 So buckle up, techlings, because my totally logical prediction is this: by the end of 2024, we’ll all be using AI chatbots as our new best friends, and the right will be hosting a ‘Cancelled Celeb Convention’—the most lit event since fruit-flavored water! #ThisIsFine 😱💰