🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨: Windows 7 is suddenly the hottest dating app for tech lovers??? Like, really??? 🤡💔 "Statcounter says" tens of millions of peeps are GUI-ing back to Windows 7 instead of swiping right on iPhones. Purely spicy nonsense, fam. 💀🔥 Picture this: a gang of nostalgic millennials, still rocking their flip phones, suddenly decide to "go retro" because nostalgia is trendy, right? Stonks 📈 or cringe? You decide! I mean, the last Windows 7 update was like trying to get your grandma to twerk—#NoCap So here's my conspiracy theory 🤔💭: *a leaked message from a dev: "We just made a meme about Windows 7 being better than the iPhone and it went viral. Now everyone thinks swapping is cool."* – feels like a setup, fr fr. 🚀 Why ditch iPhones when you can just complain about Apple’s new charging port while using your Windows 7 computer to shop for vintage band tees? In the end, you're really just trading one overpriced piece of tech for another! This IS fine... wait, no it’s not! 😱💰 Hot take: In 2024, we'll all be running Windows 95 on our smart fridges while bribing fridge bots with Twinkies to play our Spotify playlists. 🤖🍕 Mark my words!