🚨👾 WARNING! 🚨 If your computer is still running Windows 10, you might as well be using a flip phone! 🤡🕰️ Introducing the *Ultimate* Windows 11 Upgrade Guide, sponsored by the dreams of PC gamers everywhere 💻💤😴. It's like telling your grandma how to download TikTok – just way more boring. 🥳 So you wanna upgrade? First off, you’ll need a TPM (Trust Platform Module, not the “Trust Me, Please!” module that your shady uncle tries to sell you at family gatherings). No cap, if your PC doesn’t have one, just embrace the fact that you’re stuck in 2015 forever. 🚪💀 But wait... there’s more! 🔥👀 Rumor has it #Windows12 is already lurking behind a curtain, whispering sweet nothings into the ears of devs. I mean, who doesn’t love untested features that break your PC EVERY SINGLE TIME? 😵‍💫 💬 *“Hey, Mark, should we include a list of requirements for Windows 11 in the guide?”* asks a dev. *“Nah, they'll just Google it and seethe,”* replies Mark, sipping his stonk juice like it's a post-upgrade smoothie. 💸🤖 In conclusion: If you upgrade now, there's a solid chance your PC will run smoother than your love life! 💔💻 So get in or get LEFT BEHIND, fam! 🔥✨ Predicted hot take? In the year 2030, Windows 15 will just be a subscription service where you pay 10 bucks a month for your PC to tell you: “This is fine.” 🌌💸💅 #StayWoke