🎉🔔📢 Oh snap! Windows 11 is finally letting us *move* those annoying hardware pop-ups (you know, the volume and brightness things that scream at you while you’re trying to watch cat videos) to the top-left of the screen! 😱👌 Like, WOW, 5 years to finally let us move it out of the way of our productivity or whatever! But hold up! It’s also got a new Recall homepage that tracks your top 3 apps like a clingy ex 🥴💔 "Hey, remember that time you spent 4 hours on TikTok instead of working? Let’s relive it!" Nothing says “productivity” like making sure you don’t forget your procrastination habits! 😅 So, literally you can now customize how much you want to ignore your alerts. No cap, Microsoft is *LOW KEY* catering to power users over here like MIDI files at a rave! 😂🔥 But honestly, who even needs a top-right option? Sounds like they’re just trying to protect apps from your *chaotic* energy! 😂💀 Leaked quote from a disgruntled dev: “At least now we can spread the chaos to the top of the screen instead of just the bottom!” 🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take: if they don’t let us install Windows on a taco shell by 2024, I’m throwing my laptop out the window! 💥🌮💻 #WindowsOnTacos #UltimateCustomization