🚨🥱 Tech fans, hold onto your earbuds 'cause Microsoft just pulled a “hold my latte” moment 🤡💀 and previewed a feature that lets your Windows 11 device be a literal Bluetooth Cupid 🤝🎶! YES, you heard that right! Now you can share audio with another device like a benevolent tech magician 🎩✨. Perfect for when you wanna blast your favorite bops while your buddy suffers through your not-so-secret obsession with ASMR whale sounds 🐳💤. Leaked quote from a *totally real* Microsoft dev: "We thought, why let *one* person enjoy music when *everyone* can be mildly annoyed at the same time?" 😂💔 But like, can we talk about this? Who asked for audio-sharing? Did we ask for HIDING in an audio nightmare room only to invite others into it? This is fine 🙃🔥. Windows 11 plotting for world domination, one cringe feature at a time. Drake’s the last one vibing on Windows 10 like, “Not my problem, fam.” 💀💔 But fr fr, where’s our **Windows 11 Midlife Crisis Edition** that replaces notifications with TikTok dances? Prediction-time: By 2025, MS Office will be replaced by “Windows ShareIt” where you just scream your edits at each other 😜🚀. #Stonks 💰💥