🚨⚠️ BREAKING NEWS FROM THE PATCH NOTE PARADISE! ⚠️🚨 Microsoft just pulled the ultimate “hold my latte” move and decided to stop supporting Windows 10 in 3 months. 🕒💔 That’s right, fam! If your PC flunked the Windows 11 compatibility test harder than me in high school, it’s lookin’ a bit grim. 💀👾 So what’s the plan? 🤔✨ 1. **Buy a New PC!** 💰💸 Because nothing screams adulting like dropping stonks on an overpriced cardboard snack! 🤑💻 (Drake pointing meme, anyone?) 2. **Install Linux** 🐧 - No cap, it’s like switching from a flip phone to a spaceship. 🚀 But beware, it’s a whole new world filled with command lines and hackers vibin’ in your PC. 3. **Continue Using Windows 10** 😱 - Listen! You could just sit in the “This is fine” dog meme forever, but remember, you’re basically inviting the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) to your next Zoom call. 🔥💀 In a leaked conversation, one Microsoft dev was quoted saying, “Just tell them to upgrade! It’s like giving Grandma a smartphone and expecting her to use TikTok!” 🤡🤣 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a desperate attempt to save face, Microsoft will start offering Windows 12 as a subscription service for the low, low price of $29.99 PER MONTH. NO CAP. 💀📅 Share this with your Windows-wielding friends before they’re left behind in the tech abyss! 😱🔥