🚨💥 BREAKING: Microsoft Just Tried to Pull a Fast One on Us! 💥🚨 So, you’re not vibing with Windows 11? 🙃✋ No cap, join the club! So what’s Bill Gates’ latest scheme to keep us shackled to our aging PCs? 🤖💻 Microsoft is offering free security updates for Windows 10... but only if you link your OneDrive account! It’s like asking you to throw your phone into a shark tank for a free snack. 🦈🍩 Imagine it now: “Hey, we know you’re trying to escape the corporate dystopia, so here’s a free ticket to nowhere! 🚫🎟️” One dev was heard saying, “If you want free updates, better take a bat to your privacy! 😂💀” Anticipating users’ reactions, Microsoft PR probably held a “This is fine” meeting 🔥☕ while sipping their lattes. Meanwhile, the galaxy-brain geniuses are out here like, “Linking OneDrive for security updates? Stonks!” 📈📉 But really, who’s buying this cringe? If you ever needed a sign to *not* upgrade, THIS IS IT! 🚫 🔥🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 2024, MS will *literally* start charging you in OneDrive storage for basic functionality. “Pay up or get rocked!” 🤯💰 Share if you’re still running “Windows 95” like a total legend! 🥳💾