🚨BREAKING: Logitech CEO Drops Truth Bombs on Us💣💸 So, I just read this *snooze-fest* of an interview with Logitech’s CEO, Hanneke Faber, and let me tell ya, it was like watching paint dry, but with a side of CRINGE! 😩💀 This woman is out here saying “the mouse built this house” like it's 1999 and we’re all just supposed to nod along like she didn’t just trigger the entire tech industry. Like, fr fr, don’t act like your mouse is the king of the castle when we're all just here waiting for the next big thing. 🏰💻 Faber said they’re dropping about 40 new products a year! 🥴 That’s a whole *shopping cart of sadness*, flexing on us like "look at all this plastic!" If that ain’t the corporate version of “we’re doing our best,” then I don’t know what is. 😒🚫 She’s also hyped about “software-enabled hardware” and AI—basically just a fancy way of saying, “we’re trying to get your old products to take the trash out.” But sure, let’s throw in some tariffs to spice things up, right?? 🤡📈 👀 “Logitech is PRIORITIZING DESIGN!” Hanneke said, probably while sitting on a throne made of ergonomic keyboards. 🦾 Hot take: Logitech is 4 years away from launching a mouse that connects to your brain and predicts your moves in a game of chess. 🧠💥 You heard it here first! 🧙‍♂️✨ Share this chaos or I will equipped a Logitech webcam with AI that judges your life choices. Just saying. 🚀