🚨💻🔥BREAKING NEWS FOR WINDOWS 10 STANS!🔥💻🚨 So, Microsoft just dropped a bombshell that’s about as exciting as a paint drying marathon! 🎉🤡 You can get your hands on Extended Security Updates (ESUs) for Windows 10 (you know, that ancient relic of an OS) for just 1,000 Microsoft Rewards points. 💰💩 *Cue every gamer who forgot their Microsoft points existed!* 😱 Remember when being on Windows 10 felt like living in a time capsule? Well, now you can BING (LOL) your way to some extra security and support until October 2026, and it’s only gonna cost you the price of a sad coffee: $30 or 1,000 points (because who doesn't love clicking through Bing ads like it's 2015?). 🤔✨ *Insert Drake meme here – “This is not it, chief!”* 📅 Future plan: Microsoft’s like that friend who’s still living in their parents’ basement — you can “keep using” Windows 10, but good luck with no updates. And yeah, they promise to keep the MS 365 love going until 2028! Who even knows what the world will look like by then? 🌍💭 🗣️ *Leaked developer conversation*: “Why are we even still supporting this? Just let it die!” “Shhh... stonks!” 😬📈 Hot take: By 2027, Microsoft will release Windows 11 and claim they invented security updates. Mark my words – we’ll all be living in a dystopian OS hellscape using “Windows N+1” while pleading for mercy! 💀🔥 #UnhingedPredictions