💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft Wraps W10 in a Cozy Blanket of Expiration!! 🔥💻 Listen up, fam! Microsoft is giving Windows 10 a funeral date that’s as real as my will to upgrade to Windows 11 – October 14, 2025! 🎉 But here’s the tea: they’re *kinda* pretending they care about us while they low-key shove us toward the shiny newness of 11, like a cat to a bathtub. 🛁🐱 💔 *“We want you to upgrade to Windows 11 to buy a new PC, but we also don’t want to make you cry like a 5-year-old on a sugar crash.”* — Random Microsoft Developer (probably). 🤷‍♂️ Leaked internal memo: “If they don’t upgrade, we’ll just hit them with ‘Windows 10 is the new Windows Vista’ marketing until they cave.” 🤡💀 But hold up, if you thought *this* was the end, think again! Microsoft will gradually drip-feed y’all into a dark abyss of updates and unreliability, all while our PCs are like “this is fine” (🔥) under a sea of security risks. 🌌 Prediction: In three years, we’ll all be chilling on Windows 12, sipping “I Told You So” tea, while the ghosts of Windows 10 past haunt our Zoom meetings. Mark my words, fam! 👻✨ #UpgradeOrDie #Stonks 🤑🚀