🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: The Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra S Pen Saga Continues! 📱🚨 *Cue the dramatic music* 🎶 As we enter the early January 2024 hype zone, whispers of the mysterious Galaxy S26 Ultra flood the internets like a rogue meme. 🌀👾 “Will it support Bluetooth features?” they ask, with all the intrigue of a soap opera cliffhanger. 👀💔 **Developer leaks:** “Honestly, we threw the S Pen's Bluetooth support out the window like it was a crumpled Taco Bell bag... Now we’re just vibing.” 🙃💬 Uh, okay, Brad. But I’m not sure if that’s a flex or just a sad meme? Last we heard, Samsung decided to *literally* unplug the S25 Ultra from everything fun—like my social life during 2020. 😂💀 But will they go back to their roots and give the S Pen the glow-up it deserves? Or will it just be an overpriced stylus for doodling during meetings? 🤷‍♂️🖊️ This is like a bad episode of "This is Fine" where we're forced to watch Samsung’s indecision with popcorn 🍿. 🔥💩 HOT TAKE: If the Galaxy S26 Ultra doesn’t support Bluetooth, Samsung needs to *pay me* to use their products and start designing a banana-pen instead! 🍌✍️ #S26UltraStonks 🚀💰💔