**🔒🔮 BREAKING: PALO ALTO NETWORKS JUST UNLEASHED CYBERSECURITY SUPERPOWERS! 🚀💥** Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🖥️🤖 Palo Alto Networks just dropped a *triple threat* like it’s the Marvel Cinematic Universe 😤💥 — we’re talking Prisma AIRS 2.0, Cortex Cloud 2.0, and the spicier-than-your-uncle's-chili AgentiX!!! 🌶️🔥 First up, Prisma AIRS 2.0 — the “AIR” stands for no cap “Ain’t Inspired by Real Security” 😂💀. If your cybersecurity looks anything like my dating profile pic (🤡), honey, you NEED this! They’re aiming for the “agentic enterprise,” which sounds like a fancy way to say, “Help, our bots are too autonomous and now they haunt my dreams.” 😱💰 And Cortex Cloud 2.0? More like Cortex *CLOWN* 2.0, amirite? 🤡💀 This is the moment when you realize your data is safer than your love life, folks! 😂💔 *Leaked Dev Quote*: “Honestly, I just made up terms until the boss told me to shut up.” 😵‍💫✨ So if you’re still using floppy disks for anything 💾, time to upgrade, fam. My hot take? By 2025, **every company will have to decide which A.I. overlord they’re pledging their allegiance to!** Better start practicing your “I am your humble servant” speech. 🔮👽