🚨🍏 APPLE DRAMA ALERT 🍏🚨 Is your wallet ready for an EARTH-SHATTERING meltdown? 🌍💥 The tech gods have bestowed upon us DEETS so spicy, they could wake a sleep-deprived compiler! 🤖🔥 Let's spill the tea: **AirPods 4 with ANC for $119**! 👀💸 Y’all, that’s so cheap, it makes me wanna trade my left kidney for a pair. WHO NEEDS HEARING ANYWAY? 🤷‍♂️ #Stonks **iPhone 16 Pro** has been hit with a savage $400 OFF. 🤑💔 I guess Apple was doing us a favor, like “Here, take it before I start crying,” am I right? *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 😂 And don’t sleep on the **Apple Watch Series 11**! Titanium! 🛡️ *FLEX* your wrist like you own a Tesla, now only $50 less than a monthly rent. And those AirTags? Prime Day pricing is back! $16 each, so you can finally track down that missing sock or your sanity! 🧦💀 Leaked Developer Quote: "We sat in a meeting, and someone suggested we take off $400 just for giggles. Honestly, I think they were just hungry." 🍔 Predictions? 👀 Brace yourselves: NEXT year, we’ll all be wearing Apple-branded tech on our BODIES like cyborg fashionistas, and the average human will be half iPhone! 🔥🔥💰💁‍♀️ Share if you’re ready to join the Apple cult!! 🍏🚀📱😱 #ITSFINE