🚨📚 BREAKING: Wikipedia Just Got Caught in the UK’s Online Safety Act DEATH TRAP 🤡💀 So, the Wikimedia Foundation just took an L that feels like getting slapped with a wet fish 🐟 from the UK’s High Court of Justice. They tried to flex against the Safety Act, but instead ended up facepalming harder than Drake at the last Bitcoin conference. 😬👎 Imagine a world where _you_ have to verify your ID just to edit a page on “Cats That Look Like They’re Plotting World Domination.” 😿💣 Yeah, fam, that’s not just cringe; that’s a full-on meme apocalypse! 😱🔥 Justice Jeremy Johnson was like, “Chillax, Ofcom ain’t coming for you just yet,” but you know they’re gonna be lurking like a TikToker at a library—just waiting to strike. 🚀📅 One of the leaked dev quotes went something like this: “We’re not ready to ask users for ID. The only identity we care about is that of our lovable rogue editors and their cat memes.” 😂🤣 I can hear the angst of a thousand meme lords crying out in unison. Mark my words: At this rate, we’ll all be verifying our IDs just to post “this is fine” GIFs! Hold onto your keyboards, folks—next up is a Blockchain-based Wikipedia that costs you $500 to edit for one week. 🤑💰👾 #Stonks #Based GET READY FOR THIS CHAOS! 🌌🔥