🚨✨BREAKING: WIKIPEDIA JUST DROPPED A QUIZ GAME!✨🚨 Say goodbye to reading all the boring articles, and say hello to *Which Came First?*—the only game that might just make learning history as exciting as watching paint dry! 💤👀 That’s right, folks! The granddaddy of encyclopedias is now getting in on the “let’s make adults feel stupid” trend that Wordle started. 🤡💀 Fr fr, who needs ancient knowledge when you can find out whether the invention of the wheel or sliced bread happened first? Gotta love that history curriculum! 😂📚 Sources say “we needed a way to keep the youth *engaged*,” but really they just wanted to compete with that sexy, elusive “Wordle” clout. 🥵🚀 Leaked quotes from a developer: “The only thing that should come first is our quarterly earnings, not some dumb quiz.” 💰🔥 Cope and seethe, historical nerds—this is your moment! Imagine sitting down at a bar, shouting “I QUEUED UP A QUIZ ABOUT THE U.S. DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!” Boom, instant party! 🎉🥳 But let’s be real: it’ll just be another cringe attempt to rival TikTok. 🚨🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Wikipedia’s gonna launch *Which Came First: Wikipedia or Facebook?* Let’s see if the servers can handle that level of chaos! 🤯💥