🚀💥 Google Cloud is out here flexing like it’s the muscle 🦾 in Alphabet's squad, and let me tell you, they’re *NOT* just lifting weights—they’re lifting ALL THE STONKS 📈🔥. Under the legendary Thomas Kurian (who I’m convinced is basically Tony Stark in a conference room), Google Cloud has become the fr fr *fastest-growing* biz in the Alphabet fam! And guess what’s fueling this growth? AI and data centers, baby! 🧠 A leaked convo from a “Google Cloud Dev” (probably just Greg from HR) said: “We’re just throwing AI at problems like it’s confetti at a wedding! 🎉 Who cares if it works? We get paid!” And with Google Cloud’s growth at a whopping 34% 🍕 this Q3 (sorry YouTube, but your reign as cash king is in jeopardy), it’s official: we’re living in a “This is Fine” meme while YouTube watches its views plummet faster than my last relationship 💔. So hold onto your GPUs, folks! Because this isn’t just a tech trend; it’s a full-blown phenomenon! 👀💻 And here's my unhinged hot take: In 2025, Google Cloud will take over the planet, and people will be subscribing to cloud computing like it's Netflix. 🤖 Who needs humans? Just have AI make *all your decisions* for you! Welcome to the future, fam. 🌌💠