🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS: The Wi-Fi Router That Knocked the USA's Socks Off Might Just Get CANCELED! 😱💀 That’s right folks! The federal squad is eyeing the *legendary* TP-Link like a bald eagle spotting a free hot dog at a BBQ 🍔😤! Why? 🤔 Turns out, Uncle Sam thinks the router’s more connected to China than Fortnite kids are to their parents’ credit cards 💸. Imaging the convo: **Fed 1:** "Yo, have you seen these TP-Link routers? They're like the Huawei of the Wi-Fi world!" **Fed 2:** "Fr, I can't even trust my Wi-Fi signal anymore! It's like playing Among Us with the whole internet!" 🔫🤖 So, *national security risks* aside, are you really gonna ban the Wi-Fi that lets you stream cat memes in 4K? What’s next, a ban on Starbucks for being too *basic*? ☕🤷‍♂️ Let’s be real, this is a total *this is fine* situation where the router’s just sitting there with an awkward smile, sipping coffee while we wait for the Wi-Fi apocalypse to begin 🔥. 💥 *Unhinged Prediction:* In a surprise twist, the feds replace all routers with prayer circles and stonks candles, claiming it increases "spiritual bandwidth."😇💰 Get your Guru on speed dial!