🚨✨BREAKING NEWS✨🚨: Wi-Fi 8 is here to save us from the chaos of our *existentially cringey* Wi-Fi problems, but apparently it's more of a “Speed Doesn’t Matter” kinda vibe. 🤡💀 I mean, welcome to 2023, right? It's like trying to race a turtle in a world full of jetpacks! 🐢🚀 So here’s the tea—while your AI is out here needing more data than a teenage boy needs snacks, Wi-Fi 8 is out there focusing on reliability instead of speed. 🤔💾 Sounds like the corporate overlords realized we don’t need fast Wi-Fi if it breaks every five minutes. Lookin' at you, *Gary from Marketing* who swears by his “high-tech” microwave router! 🔥🤦‍♂️ One dev reportedly said, “I just want my robot vacuum to stop staring into my soul when its Wi-Fi drops” 😵‍💫💔. *Bruh*, we’re all trying to dodge a Karen-level meltdown during our Zoom meetings! But don’t stress, fam! While you wait *years* for this blessing, just grab some decent routers that don’t require a PhD in computer science to set up. 😂🧑‍💻 🔥💰 Prediction time: By the time Wi-Fi 8 drops, our AI will have advanced so much that it’ll be offering relationship advice—and we’ll still be stuck with buffering! 😱🤖💔 #Stonks #ThisIsFine