🚨🔑 BREAKING: The Blue Report 2025 just dropped and guess what? IT’S THE SAME OLD STORY! It’s a tale as old as time, folks: “Weak passwords lead to compromised accounts” 💀💅. Like, did we just time-travel back to 2010? This is the tech equivalent of “don’t talk to strangers” - but in password form. 💔 According to our friends at Picus Security, organizations are still out here like “I’ll just use ‘123456’ for my bank account” 🤡. Meanwhile, hackers are snickering like those cartoons where the villain pulls out a master key. 🎭🔑 It's like giving someone an all-access pass to your digital life and saying, “This is fine!” while your bank account is on the line! 🤷‍♂️💰 Some leaked dev quotes suggest a passive-aggressive approach: “If they don’t wanna update their passwords, let ‘em deal with the consequences!” 😤💔. Meanwhile, IT departments everywhere are seething and coping with the aftermath like 📉🚀. So here’s the tea, besties 🍵: if your password is weaker than my will to work on Mondays, you might as well hand over your personal info to a hacker with a cute dog meme💌🐶. Hot take: 2025 will be the year we see a rise in “passwords as service,” where companies just send you random gibberish every month! 🚀 THIS IS THE FUTURE! Let’s see stonks for that idea 💰💥.