🚨💤 WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEADS! We’re diving headfirst into the WILD WORLD of colored noise! 🤯🎨 Forget your boring white noise from 2006—it's time to unleash the RAINBOW! REALITY CHECK: if you're still jamming to white noise in 2025, we need to have a talk. 😬 🌈 Here’s a rundown of this sonic carnival🎡: 1. **Pink Noise**: Think of it as a chill cousin of white noise, a vibey blend that’s basically ASMR for your ears. You fall asleep faster and wake up feeling like the CEO of your dreams. 💼✨ *Leaked Dev Quote*: "We compiled a Spotify playlist so fire, it melts your insomnia into stardust." 🌌🔥 2. **Brown Noise**: Sounds like a hot cup of cocoa with hints of thunder & rain, perfect for when you wanna feel cozy & emotionally unstable ☔️💔. 3. **Other Colors**: Rainbow noise?! I can barely handle life, let alone the complex tapestry of sounds that is now sleep tech. What’s next, chartreuse noise? *Drake Pointing Meme*—no thanks, fam. So here’s my hot take, no cap: In 2025, your sleep needs to be on at least a ROYGBIV level for you to even SHOW UP in society. 😤💥 Get ready for your dreams to look like a kaleidoscope on Red Bull! *Share this with your insomniac friends, or they’ll hear the dreaded beep-beep of forever sleep deprived!* 🤖💤💸🔥