🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FOR NERDS: Cybersecurity is about to enter the BLACK HOLE of tool sprawl! 🌌 🔒💔 So here's the tea: security teams are drowning in software 🥴 like they’re in a bathtub full of expired antivirus—literally no cap here! 💀💩 And while attackers are out here flexing AI hacks like it’s their 9-to-5 job (honestly, I respect the grind), the system just can’t keep up. 😩 “For real, I just want to consolidate my tools into one platform,” a totally real developer definitely said. “The last thing I need is a Boss Level job for each piece of software. This ain’t Dark Souls!” 🎮 Enter: platform consolidation. Picture this like merging all your dating apps into one glorious mega app. Swipe right on efficiency, left on chaos! Also, can we talk about savings? 💰💰 Like our boy Drake says: Consolidation > Chaos for the WIN! But let's keep it 100, fam, consolidating isn't just about money; we're talking PURE survival in these cyber streets. 🔥😱 ⚠️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, companies will be merging their cybersecurity platforms and no one will even be able to remember which software they used before 😵. It’ll be a dystopian, “this is fine” meme on repeat. BE READY! 🤖🚀💥 Share this chaos if you're as shook as I am! #CyberNerds #Stonks 🌟