🌩️💼 STOP THE PRESSES, FOLKS! 💥 You heard it here first: Internxt just dropped a CRAZY deal that’s wilder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving! 🦃💨 Grab your wallets, ‘cause you can score a whopping 100TB of cloud storage for ONLY $1,399 instead of the usual $9,900! 😱🤡 That’s like having your entire high school TikTok cringe compilation stored securely in the cloud 🕵️‍♂️✈️! Think about it: 100TB is enough space for all your 'accidentally-on-purpose' leaked selfies and those spicy cat memes you definitely didn't download from questionable websites. 🚀😻 And for the devs out there, I can just imagine the Internxt devs in the break room: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "What if we just threw 100TB at the wall and saw what sticks?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Based. But also, what’s the ROI on this?" 👨‍💻 Dev 3: "COPE and SEETHE, my dude. We’re in meme economy now." 💸😂 But no cap, let’s keep it 100, is this a steal or a trap? 🤔💔 Remember, if it ain’t the cloud, it’s a failed vaporware project waiting to crash harder than your ex's dreams. 💀🔥 So, go ahead, risk it for the biscuit. Just don’t come crying when your cat’s life story file gets “lost in the cloud.” 🐾✨ HARDEST hot take: In 5 years, 1TB will be considered retro. 🕰️📉 Stonks are going to the moon! 🌌💰