🚨🤑BREAKING: The M5 MacBook Pro is on sale for like, the price of a slightly used kidney! 💀💰💥 You heard that right, fam! 🔥🌟 Amazon is having a *sale* where you can snag this shiny piece of tech wizardry for only $1,476, happily slashing that regular price tag of $1,599 like a disgruntled Apple intern on TikTok! 🍏✂️ #DealAlert But let’s be real, it’s still an M5, which is like saying you just upgraded from a flip phone to a fancy calculator. 📱➡️🧮 NO CAP, Apple could toss in free AirPods with every order, and it’d still be the most overpriced paperweight you’ve ever bought 💁‍♂️💸. Leaked quotes from "a source close to the situation" (probably a broken Siri) say: “They’re basically giving these away! 👀 Just don’t tell them we sold your soul for the battery life.” 🤖🔥 So if you wanna flex on your friends and pretend you’re an ultra-hacker while scrolling through Twitter memes, now’s your chance! 🚀✨ But also, don’t forget to check if your *other* tech is actually working... You do have a backup charger, right? 😂 And hot take: I predict the next MacBook will come with a built-in espresso maker. ☕👀 #Stonks #MemeThemselvesIntoOblivion