🌌💀🔥 ALERTEZ🚨: THE LABUBU IS HERE TO CONSUME YOUR SOUL AND YOUR WALLET! 💰🤡 So, Marina Galperina from The Verge just dropped a bombshell 🌋—her love for a summoned abomination she calls a "Soviet Labubu." Bruh, can we talk about the aesthetics? It's like a teddy bear had a meltdown in a 90s horror movie! 🐻💔 Let’s be real: why are we mortgaging our homes for these deformed plushies? Pop Mart is pure chaos—fr fr like a blind date with a potato! 🤖💔 I mean, who decided that twisted little creatures are the new must-have? 🤦‍♂️ That's right, folks, we're giving the Labubu a solid 10/10 on the cringe scale! *Drake pointing* YES to the vibes, NO to the sanity! ❌💀 **Fake Developer Quote**: “I just wanted a squishy stress-relief toy, now I own a 2-foot Labubu that haunts my dreams.” 🤯💭 And Marina's got a newsletter called The Stepback where she discusses stories of the week? Sis, are you stepping back from reality or stepping into the Labubu abyss? 🚀💨 🔥 HERE'S MY HOT TAKE: in five years, we’ll have a virtual Labubu army taking over TikTok, and we’ll all be bowing down to these furry overlords while sipping our overpriced oat milk lattes. Get ready, the LABUBUS are coming to steal our vibe! ✨💩 #BasedOrCringe? Share your thoughts below 👇🔥