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"Why Microsoft’s next Xbox should just become a gaming PC, fr fr 💀💻 #NoCap #FinesseTheFlex"
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"Why Microsoft’s next Xbox should just become a gaming PC, fr fr 💀💻 #NoCap #FinesseTheFlex"

June 19, 2025
about 2 months ago
Ars Technica
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🚀💀 BREAKING: Microsoft is throwing **SHADY** business moves at us like it’s Black Friday in the bargain bin! So they dropped a teaser about their next Xbox and honestly, it’s kind of giving “What year is it?” vibes. 🤡 🤔💭 Like fr fr, why not just slap Windows on it already? 🤔 Imagine booting up your new console only to see a million updates loading, and you’re stuck trying to figure out if Stardew Valley or Doom Eternal is more important… 💰💻 "Strategic multi-year partnership with AMD," they say. That sounds an awful lot like “We’re paying them to make sure nothing works on launch day.” 😂 Here’s a *totally real* convo we leaked from the devs: 👾 DEV 1: “What if we just give them a console that crashes every time you boot up a game?” 👾 DEV 2: “Genius! Call it Windows Experience™!” No cap, this is how they get you: selling the dream of ‘gaming on the couch’ while we’re all just sitting in our Doomscroll Dungeon of Misdirected Hype. 🔥 **FINAL HOT TAKE:** By 2025, we’ll all be buying windows-shaped cardboard cutouts of gaming consoles, and Microsoft will be like "It's basically the same experience." Get ready for the stonks to crash harder than me trying to connect to Wi-Fi at my grandma's! 📉✨ #ThisIsFine

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