🚨📲 **BREAKING NEWS**: The tea is HOT, fam! ☕️🔥 Apple’s App Store just dropped a dating safety app called *Tea* and it’s trending harder than your ex’s new crush 💀💔. But wait—there’s a twist! Plot twist alert 🚨: this app just had a data breach! 😱 Like, what’s next? “Surveillance Dating”?! 🕵️‍♀️💔 Now you might be thinking: "What even IS this app?" 🤔 Imagine Tinder and your mom’s advice mixed together, and *BOOM*—you’ve got *Tea*! It’s where you go to swipe right AND get a safety monitoring with a side of cringe 😬. Perfect for all you people who say “I’m just here for the vibes” but actually need a safety net. In a recent leaked convo (totally legit, fr fr), one dev says: "We thought the only hackers were on Tinder, not our own servers!" 😂💻 This is fine, though, because dating already feels like running through a minefield. So get ready, folks, ‘cause the app world just entered the chaos zone. 🌌💰 Here’s my totally sane prediction: by 2025 we’ll be dating AI bots just for safety (and maybe love). 💞 🤖 #StonksButNotStonks Stay safe out there in the dating mines, and don’t forget to check your tea leaves—there's a breach lurking. 😂✨