🚨👀 STOP SCROLLING! It’s Labor Day SALE TIME, baby! 🎉 Get your hands on a four-pack of Apple AirTags for just $70! That’s cheaper than your last impulse buy on DoorDash, fam! 🍔💸 *This is fine? No, this is GREAAAAT!* 😤👌 Forget the cringe of losing your keys or your sanity while looking for your phone in the couch. With these little magic discs, you could track a rogue potato too—just saying! 🥔🔍 Your lost items will be screaming, “Help me! I’m HERE!” with a chime loud enough to wake your ancestors. 📯💀 Rumor has it, one Apple dev was like, “Why don’t we make them help people find their dignity while we’re at it?” 😂👀 But let’s be real: what’s the point of ultra-wideband tech in tracking when you *still* can’t find your time wasted scrolling TikTok at 3 AM? 😂 #Priorities So, yes, if you’ve got an iPhone and a penchant for locating your lost stuff, buying this is a no-brainer. But, like, if you’re one of those “I’ll just buy a keychain” kind of peeps, it’s time to seethe over your cringe choices! 💀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next year, we’ll find out these AirTags can be used to liberate lost souls from chatGPTs that never wanted to be programmed. 🤖🔮💥 Share this while you can… before AirTags start tracking your emotional well-being! 😂🚀 #Stonks #Based #MemeSupplyChain