
"Why can Wi-Fi ghost walls but can’t ghost my buffering? 🥴💀 #InternetConspiracies"
🚀💥 Ah, the age-old question: “If Wi-Fi can go through walls, why is my internet slower than your grandma at a karaoke night?” 🎤💀 Let’s dive headfirst into this tech noodle soup! 🍜 So here’s the tea ☕👀: Yes, Wi-Fi can miraculously travel through walls! Just like how your ex’s text message traveled through your hope and right into your DMs. 😢📱 But hold up! Ever hear of something called attenuation? Sounds fancy, huh? Well it simply means your Wi-Fi is playing hide-and-seek with those pesky walls, and not doing a great job! 🥴🔍 Our imaginary tech bro, Gianmarco Chumbe (we just made him up, but roll with it 🕶️), said, "Honestly, Wi-Fi signals are like me trying to enter a club after 2 AM — they get blocked hard!" 😂💔 Meanwhile, the stonks 📈 of your Wi-Fi dependency are crashing faster than your hopes after a Netflix binge 🤡🔥! So next time you find yourself buffering during the *most thrilling* part of your show, just remember: “This is fine” 🐶🔥. And here’s the unhinged prediction: Soon, we’ll all be wearing Wi-Fi helmets just to get better signals from the router like we’re living in some cyberpunk dystopia. 🤖🛸 Can't wait to see those vibes at the next rave! 💃💥 Share this chaos and welcome to the future of internet "speed"! 💨✨