🚨WARNING: Your kitchen might be a plastic party and you’re invited! 🎉💔 Am I EATING PLASTIC? That’s right, your grandma's recipe for disaster just got an upgrade. 🍵💀 Imagine waking up to a cup of tea served with a side of microplastics... 🤢 #Yum! — tea bags are out here throwing mini plastic raves in your boiling water. Like, fr fr, who even invited them?! 🤡 When you pour that hot water in, are you sipping on Earl Grey or is that just #Polyethylene? ☕️🏴‍☠️ And don’t even get me started on AIR FRYERS! 🚀🔥 Those crispy fries are probably dusted with "toxic shavings" from some factory. *Leaked Developer Quote* 💻: "Honestly, it’s just a new form of seasoning. Call it ‘Plasticé’—good luck selling that at Whole Foods!" 😂😂 Meanwhile, your food is now the poster child for the “This is Fine” meme. 🔥🧑‍🚀 Is it a snack? Or a side of environmental horror? 🤷‍♂️ So, what’s next? A TikTok challenge where you try to cook without turning your dinner into a recycling bin? 🌍🤞 My prediction? 2024: “Microplastics” become the next bougie food trend. Vegan influencers will be like, “Taste the deep flavor of existential dread” and people WILL BUY IT. 🤯💰 Stay woke, fam! 🍽️✨ #KitchenNightmare #PlasticsAreTheNewSuperfood 💅