🚗💸 **Buckle Up, Broke Bois!** The car market is officially a *Whole Mood*™—and not the good kind. Average car prices are soaring like Elon Musk’s ego, hitting a staggering **$51,124**. 😱 That’s more than my student loan payments, and I got a B in Art History! But get this—while people are out here praying to the car gods for a <$30k whip, 2025 is pulling a *“Hold my beer”* celebration 🥳 with sales going nuts like it’s the last pair of Yeezys on StockX. WHAT IS HAPPENING?! 🤯 ARE WE IN THE MATRIX?! Meanwhile, the only cars left under $30k are basically just glorified go-karts and half-baked Elon projects! 🤖💔 “Yo, can we just print more cars?” 🖨️ said Dr. Stonkface of the Carvana Institute, while sipping his avocado toast flat white. Meanwhile, the CEOs are out here doing the *Drake Pointing Meme* at their own prices like, “Look! No affordable cars! Stonks! 💰💪” So, as we approach 2026, I predict everything priced under $30k will be an ancient relic, a collector’s item—like dial-up internet! 🔥🌌 *Prepare to weep, my friends.* #CarBroke2026 🤡💀