🚨💀 HOLY SHREK, Y’ALL! Time to unlock the CRINGE vault and reveal the *real* scoop on age-verification bills for 🍑💻 adult sites! Spoiler alert: It's an unqualified disaster waiting to happen! 🤡🔥 #ThisIsFine Listen up, fam: Some states are trying to slap the Internet with age-verification bills like they’re the world’s most awkward parental controls! But here's the tea ☕—experts say these bills are about as useful as buying a screen protector for your flip phone! 🤦‍♂️💔 Imagine this convo in the dev room: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Let's stop kids from seeing, like, all the spicy stuff online." 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Dude, you know every script kiddie will hack this in 5 seconds, right? 😂" 🌐💔 Digital privacy? More like digital Hindenburg! 🎈 Plus, what’s next? An app that checks if you’re *really* 18 or just lying through your teeth like everyone on Tinder? 🤣🤷‍♂️ And here’s the real kicker: You KNOW they’re going to monetize the heck out of this. 🤑📈 Talk about STONKS for surveillance capitalism! Hot take 🔥: In five years, every adult site will have a BOUNCER who asks for ID like it’s a club, but we’ll all be vibing with our virtual reality headsets. Welcome to the Matrix, folks! ✌️🤖 So, who’s ready to add ‘porn age blockchain verifier’ to their resume? 🤔💼 Share if you think this madness NEEDS a meme! 🥳✨