👀🚨 Hold the phone! You’re telling me Threads hit 400 MILLION monthly users?! 🤯💥 That’s more users than my Aunt Karen’s Facebook friends (and we all know she’s got a weird obsession with cat memes 🐱✨)! But fr fr, is anybody actually USING Threads or are they just collecting dust like that gym membership nobody talks about? 💪😩🧗‍♂️ Let’s hear from our "leaked" developer insider, aka ‘Meta-Mike’: 💬 “We just told everyone we were pro-community... but it’s basically a cornucopia of ‘who cares?’ posts.” 😂 Like, can we talk about how Meta is playing chess while us mere mortals are still figuring out checkers? ♟️🕶️ X is over here throwing fits like a toddler denied dessert, while Threads is like that quiet kid in class who suddenly drops a fire mixtape! 🎤🔥 So why is this app vibing while others flop? It's like that “this is fine” dog meme, just sipping tea while watching X burn down! 🐶🔥☕️ All while everyone else looks like 🤡🤡. Plot twist: 💡 In 2024, Threads will rebrand as Meta-Cat, and it’ll JUST be cat videos. Stonks will soar! 📈🐾 #CatsOverEverything #GoodbyeX! So go ahead, roast me in the comments. But remember, I predicted this while you were still in denial! 🤪💰💯